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Cheesy exam jokes....that will put a smile on your face

Examiner: Never mind what the date is, get on with the exam.
Pupil: But, sir, I want to get something right.

Pupil: I don't think I deserved zero on this test
Teacher: I agree, but that's the lowest mark I could give you

Teacher: You copied from Fred's exam paper didn't you?

Pupil: How did you know?

Teacher: Fred's paper says "I don't know" and you have put "Me neither"

Father to son: How did you do in your exam?
Son: They had asked questions which I didn't know, so I wrote answer which they will not know

Father: Why did you get such a low score in that exam?
Son: Absence!
Father: You were absent on the day of the exam?!
Son: No but the boy who sits next to me was!

Father: How did your exams go?
Son: I got nearly 100 in every subject
Father: What do you mean, nearly 100?
Son: The questions didn't give me any trouble, just the answers!

An interesting statement written above wall-clock in Examination Hall
"Time will pass, But will you…….??"

Exam question: In Great Britain, where are kings and queens usually crowned?
Pupils answer: On the head.

Question: Why is an optician like an examiner?
Answer: They both test pupils.

Exam question: Write, as precisely as possible, all you know about the great English watercolour painters of the eighteenth century.
Pupils answer: They're all dead.

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